Swear Jug

A spin on the whole concept of a swear jar being that someone mouth is so foul that they need a jug instead of a jar

Stone coal is such a baddass that instead of a swear jar he needs swear jug

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

Swear to got

my friend tried to say "I swear to god dude!" as I was trolling him. The person instead said "i swear to got", so i thought i might as well make it a real thing. It can be used many different ways, as an adjective, or a swear term. use it however you want.

"I SWEAR TO GOT DUDE." every takes 3 steps back. "we dont use that kind of language here" (THANOS SNAP)

by plasticman15505 March 24, 2019

Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.

Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?

by Dumb thoughts... May 1, 2019

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018

swearing angel

A innocent looking girl, talks soft, and always up on the lastest fashion, but curses all the time. Without even realizing.

Kelly: Oh shit I dropped my keys
Josh: Dollar in the swear jar!
Kelly: I didn't swear you ass
Josh: Ok you swearing angel

by RubbyDicky April 19, 2018

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016