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spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"
by Badass mutha fucka July 23, 2008
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Spruce Grove

A crap hole of a town. Filled with tons of trailer parks and convicted rapists. 20 minutes away from Alberta's capital Edmonton, it's only claim to fame is the "Tri Leisure Centre", which was set up to prevent the already growing population from getting any larger. It's once-a-year fun time is a crappy little carnival set up in the parking lot of the Safeway. Town attractions include the bountiful supply of meth addicts and the always accessible ecstasy, weed, and beer for minors. Also memorable due to it's shitty gymnastics club, Aerial's, which is so old that they can't even afford to heat it properly because it's not worth it, and whose owners want to spend a whopping 6 million dollars of tax payers money to build a brand new building, just for them. Also cluttered with some really stunning schools; Woodhaven, a school for the academically challenged, Greystone, known for it overwhelming record of drug busts, and let's not forget the beloved Spruce Grove Composite High School, which is so old that nearly everyone in town is terrified that it's going to collapse on any given day, so torn up and wrecked that no one likes going to school there, and even the teachers hate it. Even better, some of the school policies include an insanely strict dress code, and a rule that there are absolutely no cell-phones allowed.
1. "Let's go check out that school, what was it called again?" "That's Spruce Grove Composite High School, careful, all the students are drunk" *wasted student walks out in front of car "Told you so."
2. "This town is so quaint, let's stop and..." "NO. Someone will be trying to sell you drugs within seconds."
3. "Let's go hang out at my place." "Aww, do we have to go help your brother cook his meth again?"
by YouWishYouKnewWhoIIs June 21, 2011
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spruce nigger

An Indian or other native american living near or in a forest.
That stupid Spruce Nigger is poaching all the animals
by Mike10101 January 16, 2008
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struck dumb

The boy was struck dumb when he seen his father being shot
by Del April 20, 2004
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Thunder Struck

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.
I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.
by Vault September 30, 2006
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Struck

The act of strangling, nearly to asphyxiation, perhaps to semi-unconsciousness or unconsciousness, during sex.
In extreme circumstances, the expression "Struck her down'' can be used when unconsciousness occurs, especially when combined with the end of the female orgasm.
Transitive verb usage - "Struck you!"
A combination of the words strangle and fuck.
Damn, she's so hot I could struck her all night, I bet she loves it.
by Neighborhood master of Chaos November 22, 2011
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structive

It is not constructive, it is not destructive. An act (often of minor vandalism) that doesn't really cause any harm but also isn't really productive, either.
They used stencils to professionally paint house numbers on to the street (like on the sidewalks in California and other suburban areas).
by Ryan December 7, 2003
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