Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.
Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 08, 2019
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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
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Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
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choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009
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Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
by Da ladies man November 09, 2013
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