verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014
Get the stealthsturbate mug.A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
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A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.
" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
by mrscuddles April 29, 2014
Get the stealth ratchet mug.Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.
by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015
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by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016
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Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
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