Material Squirrel

a different breed, sometimes related to furrys

Slay material squirrel, SLAY!

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022

suplex flying squirrel

The act of jumping in the air spreading your arms and legs wide mid doggie style while yelling "WOOOooo" (like Rick Flair would) only to land on your partners back slamming them into the ground.

Kurt Viener pummeled his lover Xavier with a suplex flying squirrel.

by Ed Dontez August 2, 2016

Piss eyed squirrel

An emotion which exceeds the level of frustration of a rabid animal.

My coach was madder than a piss eyed squirrel when I scored for the other team.

by Crafty creations June 12, 2018

Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

shirrell

Hot, focused, Artistic, good nature, business person, One man woman, Generous, and loving

Boy#1: I wish I had a Shirrell in my life.
Boy#2: shirrells are the best.

by Anthony221 November 12, 2017

dirt squirrel hunter

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

by KeithW May 25, 2008

Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008