Squint

A derogatory term for Orientals. They look like they're always squinting. Possible reasons for evolutionary development include squinting to see they're tiny penises and breasts. And when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, they were flying eastward into the sun, so their eyes directly contributed to the deaths of 1400 Americans.

Anthony (Oriental): Shut your Shylock-ass mouth.

Kevin (Caucasian): Shut up, squint!

by SpicyKB October 23, 2008

squits

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liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen!

do u want us to show u or summink???

by durchfall April 13, 2004

Squinty B

Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!

Look at squinty b, he is just to vain to wear glasses

by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011

Squint squint

Another racial derogatory word for Asians

That squint squint didn't see me coming

by Commander Nevec August 23, 2016

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

Squintallion

To define an Asian gentleman whose scrotum is longer than his penis.

In Asia squintallions are prevalent not for the droopiness of the testicles but the absence of the penis.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

dooshy squirts

The end result of Connor eating too much guacamole, ranch, or sour cream. Usually happens after he eats a large burrito, or chicken with lots of ra

uh oh!! Connor has the dooshy squirts again!!!

by George Dooshington May 13, 2010