The juice is worth the squeeze

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. The Girl Next Door.

JohnnyStrokeAlot: Dance with her!
AdamHardAsARock: I don't know about that. Her boyfriend is tough looking.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Man, I'd do it if I had the chance.
AdamHardAsARock: Yeah, you're right. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Lightboxes March 1, 2008

Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)

1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.

by Mark VZ June 3, 2006

Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

Mop squeezer

A Queen in a deck of cards.

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"

by Hyuhlkjahdefndfj November 23, 2009

Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009