Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Geo-Smashing

The act of banging someone in the same geographical location that a friend has.

"Dude, Kyle is totally Geo-Smashing some rando on the same pool table Evan and Kelly banged on!"

by The Golden Rod February 7, 2020

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 2, 2021

Bored Smashing

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Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021

smashing

a word that austin powers uses in place of great.

Austin: That booty is simply smashing Foxxy
Foxxy: oh yes austin, i know

by MegghanBeCool September 10, 2007

smashing buns

when your dickin' a girl down super good and ruff from the back. As your pounding it... look down and you will see her butt cheeks being smashed as you ram her with some more king dick. You can only use this word if indeed you do have the king dick aka big cock.

-Yo man did you bang out Ashley?
- Oh ya!... i was smashing buns with her all night long doggy dog.

-dude I'm gonna smash buns with your girl friend.
-Shut the fuck up you lil' dick pussy face. Your girl friend and your mom both said you have a lil' penis after i got done smashing buns with them.

by tony dickwood! July 10, 2009