bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko August 13, 2017
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Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.
"i'm about to squash the carrot "
by kiara_c3 September 11, 2017
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Banambla Squash

Athletic events/competitions pitting adult male teams with young boy teams.
Bobby and his “dad” are entering the Banambla Squash-Volleyball Tournament together next month.
by WinkWankWonkerDude June 15, 2021
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squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.
I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.
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frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.
"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.
by Apotheosis_Psycho October 27, 2013
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Rocket squash

A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.

Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.

See also: rocket squish
"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".
by savethemoon January 02, 2019
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