squandog

The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.

Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.

by SodiJerk January 24, 2018

Squangella

A woman who secretly had a child with her uncle. Except it isn't so secret they both have the Same big ass ears. Also claims to live in a country side farmhouse while living in a tiny ass apartment in the city. Takes pictures next to her neighbor's truck and pretends it's hers. Hets cheated on frequently.

Damn dude does squangella really think that no one notices that kid looks like her uncle?

Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall February 3, 2019

Squackle

Squeal and cackle combined

Omfg that was so funny I just squackled

by Cryptictaste October 19, 2019

Squanime

A type of art form similar to Japanese Anime. The key difference is that human feces must be used to paint or draw with.

Chad artfully smeared his own feces all over wall of his brothers room and when he was through it was a true squanime masterpiece.

by OD1N99 October 28, 2020

Squan

The short term for a rubiks cube called the Square-1 used by cubers.

Yoooo, i herd that you got a Squan. Whats ur PB?

by Cubi123 December 8, 2020

Squantch

A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.

I squantch you.

by FreeChurro February 6, 2021

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021