squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020

Squanto

Originally, Scontras. Meaning stupid fucking dickhead. Someone who doesn't know that they have shit for brains. Lame ass english teacher, who sucks dick. See ass clown

Mr. Scontras sucks... Did you see what that fucking Squanto did today???

by YoU_KnOw_WhO March 14, 2005

Squancho

A new, completely undependable, seemingly useless new guy at a place of work or business.

Oh, man. Who's the squancho that started today?

by Bushido427 September 21, 2009

Squanto

To partake in inebriation.

Synonym for "Chiefing".

Squanto=Indian Chief

Chiefing= Inebriation
Squanto=Inebriation.

Bro, are you tryna go squanto after the square dance?

by Darth Vaper June 20, 2011

squagglepuss

1. being tremendously cute and loveable
2. an implied meaning, relating to something you should already know

sounds like: skway-gull-puss

1. She's a squagglepuss, I could just keep her here for ever!
2. Person 1: "Where should we go tonight? I'd like to do something squaggly to lighten your mood?" Person 2: "I don't want to be a squagglepuss, so lets squag"

by N Fisher July 19, 2005

squadge

noun: a thing that a choir boy receives in excess

verb: a form of suffocation

adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste

noun
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."

verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."

adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."

by Shimmo February 17, 2008

squan

To slightly dent a persons can drink making them finish their drink from a squished can. Is normally done in an obnoxious way.

Squished Can = Squ-an

squanning-The act of someone denting someone's can drink.

squanned-When you are on the receiving end of a squanning.

"Who Squanned me?"
"You have just been Squanned!"

by lagunns November 30, 2013