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Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
by Demosthene s September 26, 2012
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shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl
Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread
by Lucksucker May 9, 2023
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
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