splogging

Space Vlog. Vlogging in space.

Jake Paul is gonna start splogging on his trip with SpaceX.

by plochfx January 5, 2019

Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.

That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.

by googalewski March 7, 2020

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

snortingcoochie

snortingcoochie is just mwah

perfect
adorable woeoeoe

„snortingcoochie is my favorite sport!“
„snortingcoochie sounds like such a fun activity!“

by kokainhandel March 30, 2021