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Slamping

When you fall asleep during your show on the Amp app, your playlist song ends , and now your audience can hear you snoring and talking in your sleep because you’ve got a hot mic! 🤣
Bill was so drunk and tired last night, he began slamping.
by anonymous November 1, 2022
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Splap

Splap meaning “Shit” in other words, is the wetter version of poop that ends up splatting all over the bowl. Usually smelling worse.
I just took a big fat Splap, it went everywhere this time.
by peepeeee January 6, 2023
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Slampig

I literally just had to do this. I'm reading all the other definitions here; even seen someone try n let us know when this actually was worthy to become "legit" which included a definition which obviously requires its very own word. However they noted the wrong year. "Circa 2002" if I remember correctly. I'm sure I did because I was giddy to realize even MORE proof this "label" was introduced by people I know, but also of course me. I graduated in '01 so there u go...but it was ALREADY birthed into this world, circa 1998. There is a book about this exact and specific. However, just like the other definitions here, it is not gender neutral, but, gender specific. Also, getting even more detailed, it is being explained, tho prob thru evolution, as regarding a certain type of female, "fat". Well golly-gee! Is that y it's a pig?

That answer is a big FAT NO!! A slam pig is ment to low key call ur homie out for liking to be slammed nice n dirty. Male or female!!

*it's followed by the announcer/accuser slapping their hands, in a chomping motion, in the face of their friend, or enemy if it's like that.
So I saw u rolling around in the mud pit, topless, getting humped by that slam/humping that slam. So thats y u didn't wear underwear today?! U a str8 slampig!! ::slap hands together::
by Holden afart February 12, 2023
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Slamphony

When you want to drink but Cant because of Dry January or AA or you embarrassed yourself recently, and decide to fake being drunk in a social setting to fit in
Eh Bruh You want to Slamphony tonight? I was wayyy too hammered to talk to chicks last weekend
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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Splatphobic

A hateful thing to the game Splatoon. The Inklings and Octolings are nice or mean.
ELSITA gamer is Splatphobic.
by MikotheCornslopper1500 July 8, 2023
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slampack

A slampack is another word for g@ngb@ng
Hey bro, do you want to slampack Katie tonight?
by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023
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Splomp

Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.

'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.

Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.
I'm about to Splomp these children.
by 1waffley May 24, 2024
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