zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

serving size

the bare minimum amount of a food that can still be percieved by the human tounge.

example:
hungry person- "serving size=6 chips... da fuck iz dis shiieet?!?!

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 16, 2012

seized

to get absolutely shitfaced drunk and stoned

"Me and steve were just fuckin seized that night"

by stevericktedbill April 26, 2009

Soiler

One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.

"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.

"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool

by Pierre March 3, 2005

party size

Beautiful non-anorexic women with big titties and fine round asses.

"I ain't fat, bitch. I'm party size!"

by Hoojibb April 26, 2005

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Slizered

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

by mattmcclune May 17, 2007