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smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 13, 2016
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smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.
I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
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Smooth Dude

Smooth dude code word for a vape or nic stick created by St.James high students in Vacherie Louisiana as a code word.
Person 1: aye who got the dude?
Person 2: jack got the smooth dude.
by KingSwell September 19, 2023
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋
She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!
by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017
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smooth dumplings

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
by not2greene September 8, 2011
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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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