Smoothie

A milkshake without the milk or ice cream

Hi Jim, wanna go get a smoothie?

by SaltyBitch01 February 21, 2020

Smooth Together

It is Chicago slang for beating someone up badly

“We will get his ass smooth together if he fuck wit us again”

by GDN_Retro October 5, 2021

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

smooth furry

Term in the furry community used to describe an individual who strives to have good cleanliness and hygiene habits. Is the antonym of musky husky. It is usually said with the name of the characterized species (smooth fox, smooth deer, smooth bunny, etc.).

NaughtyYiff is a smooth furry. He always takes a shower before wearing his wolf fursuit, and tries not to wear it for too long so as not to get a bad smell.

by nikos3194 October 21, 2022

smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

by khoaiister August 16, 2009

Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.

Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"

by WickedBrat May 28, 2013