russian cock-sleeve

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it

Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!

by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Skeever

A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.

"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."

by Planet Paul October 11, 2012

sleeper

someone who has the potential to get hot so later someone can smash

hey, you see that kid Kyle over there he must be a sleeper

by Justinbrooks99 December 19, 2017

Wizard's Sleeve

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.

'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

by Soairse September 2, 2003

sleeper

A chick that you don't think is hot at first, but after a period of time, you come to the conclusion that this girl is very hott.

Yea, this girl is a sleeper. I didn't think she was hot at first, but after a brief period of time, I came to the conclusion that she is very hott.

by Ryaun December 10, 2006

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician

by abyssion8 February 25, 2010