Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

Simeon

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Simen

"Simen" is the name of an extremely ugly man that lives in the Scandinavian Area, mostly in Norway. He is between 16-18 years old, but acts like a old man. He talks like an old man, behaves like an old man, and simply lives like and old man. Therefore he is bullied by his friends.

Man you're so old, stop acting like Simen.

by Prellgutten June 30, 2019

Simea

1. The action of passing by someone you are deeply fond of without making any sign as to recognizing their existence.

2. The act of pretending not to know someone you've slept with/had intimate relations with the night before.

Dude, just go simea. Pretend not to know her.

by Xanalhu February 25, 2011

simeo

basically a fuck boy

- Do you know who is this guy?
- Yes, it's Simeo! he is basically a fuck boy

by Fsx32 February 13, 2018

Simey

Simey is a god among men when people hear the name simey they bow down and all the woman instantly have orgasms all the woman want simey and all the men want to be simey when people think simey they think of a god everybody needs a simey in their life amen

Wow is that simey I’m gunna ask him to fuck my mom

Simey a legend

by Worshiper of simey November 2, 2019

Simeon

That one kid with the wierd ass name.

"Hey guys" said simeon,"shut up simeon nobody was talking to you" said another person

by Simeon ;( September 25, 2020