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Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009
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mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009
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The Tyler Shuffle

Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.
Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN
by MC_Wrath May 9, 2022
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Army shuffle

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going
I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.
by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009
mugGet the Army shufflemug.

Jennings shuffle

The bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from Jennings, Louisiana. This is a turn off to the female species. The Jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. Sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.
Is that guy drunk? No, he's just doing the Jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.
by westernsky June 28, 2012
mugGet the Jennings shufflemug.

Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
mugGet the Shuffle streakmug.

Tevin Shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards and always having the top card remain the same.
The Ace of spades again did you just do a Tevin Shuffle?
by Vape69Lord February 8, 2022
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