Braveheart Shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat January 4, 2009

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Shower Bowl

A bowl(s) of marijuana that is smoked before or while the smoker is taking a shower. The benefits of a shower bowl include but are not limited too,

-No chance of smelling like cannabis after you have taken your shower.

-Legitimate excuse for red eyes
-Fan in the bathroom gets rid of a lot of smoke/smell.

"BazinBotany420 : dude i just took a shower bowl, it rocked.

hashcity420 : nice."

by blazingbotany January 27, 2010

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Golden Shower

The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

The only thing that made my life complete is when Claire gave me a golden shower and turned my face into a toilet seat.

by Oaklaneballa May 31, 2018

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Seattle Shower

When a woman consumes large amounts of water to make her urine so clear that she can urinate on a man's face while he performs oral sex and he thinks that he got her to orgasm and squirt.

He tells all of his friends that he can make me squirt, but it's a Seattle Shower every time.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

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shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

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