shloom

A nublet who spams the FA forums, i.e. Off Topic Forum

STFU Shloom, your not welcome.

by Pwnt July 21, 2003

scoom

A harsh broth made from 2 herbs grown in the English southern moors. Used for cough, constipation, difficulty breathing and after giving birth.

She was a witch in disquise, brewing scoom in her cast iron kettle in the dark of the forest.

by Pinky Swear July 12, 2007

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004

shlom

another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco

go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc

by bapsdjmpaosdg March 3, 2007

Schoom

Pinching the top of a person's ear as a sign of affection.

“Let me give you a little schoom.”

by Crableprechaun October 16, 2019

Schoomp

The sound made by the IM from Mac's iChat service.

Tommy's computer is making that schoomp sound.

by TommyScottKevin April 4, 2008

shmomo

when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...

Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen

Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!

....

...My dick feels like corn!!

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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!

by clifford111 July 9, 2010