Long shlong 

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

Long shlong by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Farmer Shlong 

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

Farmer Shlong by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong 

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

Long Shlong by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

9 inch shlong 

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

9 inch shlong by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

Long shlong silvers by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

Lil Shlong

'Lil shlong' (Sam Currenti) Is a very famous racist rapper from Brisbane, Australia who raps in Gibberish. He makes fun of Asians and sings weird songs. He has a very lil shlong as well. Lil Shlong official is his youtube channel with his latest song 'To all the haters' when he doesn't even have haters.

Dammmmm! Is that Lil Shlong Official!??

Lil Shlong by >:)notEthan._. October 26, 2020

Big Shlong 

To Have a large or huge penis

You have a big shlong it is going to destory me

Big Shlong by Henwa March 8, 2019