Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

facebook shiny 

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

facebook shiny by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010

SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) 

A condition which causes an inability to focus on any particular person while online dating. SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) generally occurs in the early stages between initial contact and meeting for coffee. Signs of onset include: a) habitual perusing of profiles b) a desire to maintain prior conversations and c) enticement with new inbox messages. In severe cases, lack of sleep is commonly noted. Unfortunately, sufferers of SOS become nearly incapacitated at meeting another person.

Shelby: I started conversing with Jerome online, our messages were engaging, and all seemed to be going well, then suddenly he simply disengaged. I just don't understand it.
Tara: This sounds like a classic case of SOS, Shelby, and he's suffering from exposure to SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome), which has incapacitated him.
Shelby: What shall I do?
Tara: Unfortunately, there is no known cure for SOS, which leaves you to search new profiles and email enticing messages.

SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) by chukar October 24, 2014

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear 

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear by McFeather November 6, 2008

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny 

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b

Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny by october8th February 11, 2019

More shiny then katy perry 

a person who is more shiny then katy perry

Hot man: Wowow girl pretty
Hot man's frend: Go complimentary herrrr
Hot man: oh ok.
Hot man: *walks over*
gorl: hi
Hot man: girl you more shiny then katy perry
gorl: *implodes like a sussy baka*

More shiny then katy perry by SussyBakaTimmothyJ June 2, 2021

the reason my bedpost is so shiny 

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

the reason my bedpost is so shiny by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021