by Perm One November 24, 2021
The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
by stinkface February 22, 2008
by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016
by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017
When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022
A person who might have sarcastic comments and an all around ass hole personality. Someone who is just mean for attention. A troll.
by Imperial pravis December 20, 2019