you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

you can't shine shit by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

Monkey shine 

trickery done by a sneaky individual

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!

Monkey shine by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

cock shine 

some one who loves to shine cocks with there mouth by licking the shaft up and down and spitting on it before rubbing it all over to make it shiney.

dude1: you such a "cock shine"

dude2: no but your mom is and last night was awsome

cock shine by Polarcheezit December 16, 2011

dick shine 

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

dick shine by BIlly September 8, 2004

Rise and shine 

Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.

Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?

Billie: No.

Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.

Rise and shine by Macie4fern January 9, 2017

Shoe shine cowboy

A homosexual

Adam Hooker spent the night with Balham's most agressive Shoe shine cowboy.

Shoe shine cowboy by Kalamazoo007 March 2, 2011

Brown Spit-Shine 

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

Brown Spit-Shine by Arnie P October 15, 2011