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shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another
I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment
by Melissa March 22, 2003
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shemalic

The adjective used to describe somebody who acts in a manner that indicates that they are a shemale.
Have you seen Harry today? he's acting really shemalic.
by abstractlakx February 20, 2018
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Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
by FTM2009 June 29, 2009
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Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.
That biznatch gave me a sheard.
by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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shemale

this shit makes you feel horny as a shemale
that shemale loves to watch shemale humiliation
by im new December 9, 2020
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shemale

a offensive word used towards a transgender woman of male
"you're not a guy you're a shemale"
"you're not a woman you're a shemale"
by Ieroboi June 1, 2016
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Shemarrie

A sexygirl that has a big round but. You will love her so much, and you will want to do her!
Shemarrie Clark is a sexy girl!
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