Definitions by abstractlakx

joseph proctor 

a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.

Look at him over there, is that ChrisMD or Joseph Proctor?

joseph proctor by abstractlakx May 11, 2020

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

shrimp on by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

quiggers

A secret memer, who discreetly hosts the memer discord server - of which he now denies.

You heard? Quiggers is hosting the memer discord server again!

quiggers by abstractlakx February 21, 2018

shemalic 

The adjective used to describe somebody who acts in a manner that indicates that they are a shemale.

Have you seen Harry today? he's acting really shemalic.

shemalic by abstractlakx February 20, 2018

Kevin Maund 

The adjective used to describe a teacher who is sound.

Mr. Dickins is so sound, we might as well call him Kevin Maund

Kevin Maund by abstractlakx February 20, 2018

me gusta su pene 

The spanish translation of "I like his penis".

Me gusta su pene mucho, lo quisiera.

me gusta su pene by abstractlakx February 20, 2018