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walk of shame

The adjustment to one's gait the day after rough anal intercourse due to the intense anal friction of the night before. Usaully noticable from a great distance.
"She looks bowlegged!"
"No, that's just the walk of shame"
"oh,ok"
by K-Rock March 9, 2004
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Call of Shame

The act of calling a bar the morning after a bender to see if they have your debit or credit card.
I woke up the next morning with a hangover and an empty wallet. Reluctantly, I made the Call of Shame to Crossroads to see if they had my credit card.
by tomcanrunwell January 25, 2010
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drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work
Last night was fun but I had to do the drive of shame this morning. Very embarrassing!
by monkeylady June 2, 2009
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mock of shame

1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.

2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.
"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"
by fivetastic March 12, 2009
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Walk of Shame

The trip from the stall to the sink, then out to the hall after taking a monster dump.
After he took the walk of shame, no one talked to Maurice for a week.
by john_lee December 9, 2003
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walk of shame

Refers to the posture, movement, and/or countenence of a person--particulary while entering or exiting a room--after being royally humiliated or exposed in some shameful way.

Note: Although the "walk of shame" may be obvserved visually, it is more of an implied understanding between the shamed person and those aware of the action or situation that was exposed.
Having seen the video in which we captured her naked in the shower (with another girl), wherein the camera zoomed in on her naughty bits SEVERAL times, our dear friend did the "Walk of Shame" for weeks.
by Girl4Girl July 12, 2008
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THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet
Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you
by paul January 13, 2004
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