Serbia

A country in which all of its inhabitants can't understand why everyone hates them. As well, claiming that US propaganda and the European Union make them seem like terrorists. They don't need any fucking propaganda: the truth is worse enough.

The reason your country is going to shit is because you don't hand over your war criminals. It's one of your requirements to join the Union, just hand them over you cunts.

Thousands dead, thounsands raped, millions displaced.

You want to tell me that Serbia did nothing wrong?

by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006

Serbia

A Country of great beauty, far greater than all of it's neighbors, Croatia & Albania in particular! Serbia is a land of great history, handsome men and gorgeous women! A country of intellectuals and athletes. Serbia exceeds in intellect and championship trophies! What has Albania won? Nothing except the title of ugliest people in the world! Serbia is feared by all, for the mere fact that our boys are braver and more clever than any shiptar or ustasha that comes alog. yeahhhhhh SERBs! SERBS are simply the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, & feared people in the world. SERBIA rocks my socks off and all of you pay no attention to the negative remarks about Serbia! And also KOSOVO IS SERBIA so ignore all the fucks that tell you different!!! and also KRAJINA is gonna become part of SERBIA again you wait and see! SERB POWER!!! SERBIA IS THE HEART OF THE BALKANS!!!!

Serbia is awesome!
Kosovo is Serbia! all you other bitches suck itttt!!!

by Proud to Be a SERB!!! December 7, 2006

Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.

by Bragolub April 16, 2009

Serbia

A country in the balkan. Part of the former yoguslavia. Mostly known as warmaking country over territory pretending among other countries, by wars in the last decate. The only main activity of this country is killing and masacre making among innocent people. It's main goal is finding small countries to fight with. Theirs former president is in the hague trial with his high-ranking military chiefs. This country has a critical political stability with their prime minister murdered among some mounths ago. The people of this country are known as brutal and racism is a natural feeling. Not much to say else, this country is known whole over the world for its news full of violence.

News: war in balkan, as always Serbia in the conflict ...

by goldboy April 29, 2005

serbia

the country that is the bitch of Russia

Tod:hey bill did you hear Kosovo(used to be province in Serbia) declared independence
Bill:yea Tod yea but im sure Russia will bail them out

by DM012 April 22, 2008

Serbia

Needs to rejoin the SFRJ.

Man when Serbia was a part of SFRJ, we were unstoppable!

by SlavicSuperman October 27, 2009

Serbian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Sveti Spase May 23, 2009