Semi-Suicidal

You wanna die but not that much

Bro I'm not suicidal, just Semi-Suicidal.

by Protito July 9, 2019

semen bazooka

when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.

I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

semicolon

A colon that winks with its tail, this glyph (“;”) literally translates to “I went to college” and purports to conjoin two related independent clauses.

What is a semicolon?

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 7, 2019

Semibisexual

Someone who is an idiot and alergic to the word “gay” or “straight”

Tyler: so, im semibisexual…
Tyrone: gun shots*

by Bitchhaver June 22, 2021

semisexual

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.

"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"

by brokendarling May 22, 2015

Semen String

A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.

After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.

by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005