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a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.
If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro
by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011
mugGet the a screening of Zorromug.

screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
mugGet the screen pervmug.

Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
mugGet the Sticky screenmug.

Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.
Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!
by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011
mugGet the Screen checkingmug.

Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
mugGet the Blue screenmug.

Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.
Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"
by Boob the boy October 14, 2020
mugGet the Screen wormmug.

screen rage

Tearing somebody a new one online from safely behind the monitor, phone or tablet screen. Similar to road rage.
Don’t mention politics on my uncle’s Facebook wall. He gets screen rage and loses his mind. He needs therapy. I don’t trust him online or at the wheel!
by S. Logan December 7, 2017
mugGet the screen ragemug.

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