Definitions by DissyTee18

personal locker

The anal cavity or butt crack.

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.

personal locker by DissyTee18 January 5, 2018

screen check 

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

screen check by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014

Madonna Boobs 

n; When a bra on a female make her breasts point outwards as if they were cones, similar to Madonna's famous bra.

"Becky, does this bra give me Madonna Boobs?"
"Nope, you are in the clear. Looks quite round and natural. LOL."

Madonna Boobs by DissyTee18 December 20, 2012