schlagendopper

When someone has the identical penis as you, you are unrelated, but the same penis, testicle do not have resemble eachother.

-Dude, you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!

by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025

Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.

*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--

by Gubobubo December 8, 2025

Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011

You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 1, 2019

Dirty Schlaechter

A filthy move in hockey done by a very old hockey player in the locker room, mostly to cause the team to look away in disgust. Commonly sprizting is involved.

Can you believe John did the Dirty Schlaechter in the locker room? I thought I was going to puke!

by Britwell42 November 22, 2021