Sparrowhawk

Uncertain of exact species, the self-proclaimed "sparrowhawk" is one of a most alarming interest. Though he appears human for the majority of the day, if someone drops a roll, the wings come out. The sparrowhawk has a very limited vocabulary, so anything he says tends to be very memorable, and often nonsensical. Please, please, please, if you see the green coat, fag in mouth and another in hand (other hand rolling a third, identical fag), just steer clear, avoid eye contact, and remember: if it's grey, obey, if it's brown, roll down town, or may the lord have mercy on you.

Sparrowhawk: I am the old!
Sparrowhawk (same day, same time of day): don't be the old!
Sparrowhawk (sparrowhawk): it's a nice roll!

by Fuck headson December 3, 2019

Captain Jack Sparrow

Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.

His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cogi December 17, 2021

jack sparrow

A rat or weasel, if you prefer, wearing eyeliner.

Jack Sparrow, that eyeliner-wearing sea-rat wannabe!

by thetoad May 7, 2004

sparrowed

adj.
1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)

After a hard day's work we got sparrowed down at the pub.
She only had one glass of wine, but already she was sparrowed.

by DasN April 26, 2006

aim 7 sparrow

500 pounds of radar seeking justice.

The f16 then fired its aim 7 sparrow, the mig didn't know what hit him.

by gummywormz April 3, 2009

Sparrow

A chunk or chunks of turd left behind in a toilet bowl. Either gripping to the sides or upper bowl area.

I hung a fat sparrow in the outhouse to assert my dominance over the cook who lives downstairs.

by sickmidget October 13, 2015

Scarrow

A person who believes whatever someone says about them. It is impossible for them to have a self-opinion. they believe they are exactly what everyone tells them they are.

Dude, you are extremely annoying. "I know i am." Don't be such a Scarrow.

by NotYourFriend May 24, 2012