You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

sarling

A Word describing heavy rain, similar to the phrase "Raining cats and dogs".

It's sarling it down out there.

by Andrew Laughton October 9, 2005

selling crack

when ur butcrack is showing and everyone sees it

wht r u doing. selling crack. pull ur pants up

by ant-tony July 19, 2010

garage sailing

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.

I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.

by soop-kitchin maneiack August 26, 2003

sapling

Noun| A girl usually about 15 years old or younger that is romantically involved with a man who is obviously 18+ years old.

Saplings are commonly found at fairs in small country towns but can be seen all across the globe.

Ryan: "Wow Elisa, look at the sapling over there. Sad..."

by Kenny Smoov April 21, 2016

sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 8, 2004