moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

roofies

the only thing getting online nerds laid.
(btw they prolly found the definition and how to do it, here)

that girls hot, if she puts her cup down ima put roofies in it

by ryan ferg April 20, 2006

roofie

What anyone with a penis will need before they can bang Lindsay Lohan.

I had to slip 3 roofies into LiLo's drink before it had any effect on her.

by Dyke van Dick August 7, 2010

Gym Rookie

The dumb person; The idiot; Sweaty buttmunch clueless to other people actually exist; The retard paying for a year membership that soon will quit working out in about 2 weeks-because they realize it's not easy being fit "ass gasket", who moves your towel off of the equipment where you obviously left it- to indicate your using the equipment still or when your waiting to be next, they are oblivious to your towel hung over the machine; your keys; cell phone or any other personal belongings laying there; while you refill your bottle or get a drink of water.

What the F&*^%? You dumb or something? Move it Gym rookie!

That towel means someone is using the equipment you dumb gym rookie.

Hey gym rookie, I didn't ask if you wanted to work in with me.

Hey! I was on this machine!! You stupid or something?!

I was next you dumb ass. Can't you see my shit here?

Helpful hints to Gym rookies:

Survey the area and wait a couple minutes if there's stuff near or on the equipment, don't move it. You might get bitch slapped or kicked in the balls while your doing flys.

Driving your BMW or Mercedes like you own the road concept doesn't work in the gym.

Stay home and buy a Bowflex and a treadmill.

Cancel your membership if you don't figure it out by the time you read this part.

by Vigilanty June 22, 2009

Red Rag Roomie

a roommate who screws a girl while she is on the rag

My red rag roomie, Josh, loves to do girls on their period and brag about it. Chuckdizzle's favorite part is when the menstration goes up into your penis and when you bust a nut it "pops right back out"

by B Norm January 26, 2006

roofie roulette

a game played between 5 or more friends in which each participant begins with a drink and a third party discreetly roofies one glass. Blindly, each person selects a beverage and imbibes. Conversation and ambiance continue as usual until one unfortunate "winner" begins to feel the effect of the roofie and blacks out. Hilarious games and pranks can be played, but the winner must be put into bed... eventually. Optional: Leave the door open and alert all additional friends (of the opposite sex) of the situation. In the end, any and everyone has a good night!

Friend: "Hey what happened to me last night? I swore I only had one drink and then I blacked out. And yet, I feel strangely satisfied..."
Other friend: "Looks like you were the lucky winner of roofie roulette!"

by Ms. Hosy McLiverdamage January 6, 2008

rookie

Someone who is new at a sport, therefore is very underrated.

He will be the rookie of the year!

by whatsuphoe October 28, 2009