Dirty Rolf

When you think the tunes gonna be filthy and then you gotta get entirely new plumbing

last night I was watching an EIA stream and they pulled a dirty Rolf, gonna cost me 3 grand.

by hodsi July 21, 2022

lieve In rself

This was brought by Reddit.

Another way to mock Instagram Girls, after sbeve.

The original words were: (Be)lieve In (You)rself, used by Instagram Girls to boost their self-confidence.

A "lieve In rself" should work as a reverse card, so the Instagram Girls can shut up.

Instagram Girl: "Hey, this is really deep"
Instagram Girl: "(Be)lieve In (You)rself"
Sane Person: "lieve In rself"
Instagram Girl: "Oh, no!"

by 92031839 December 26, 2019

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

an old idea of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike September 29, 2017

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017