I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..

Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum

by Theis September 20, 2006

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.

Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!

by TheSpice March 14, 2021

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016

obese rectum

The politically correct term for fatass

That project manager is a real obese rectum.

by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019

electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.

Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help

by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023