by Theis September 20, 2006
Get the I shall strike thy rectummug. by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016
Get the big fat cock in my rectummug. by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
Get the Rectum, damn near killed him!mug. by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016
Get the Rectummug. by TheSpice March 14, 2021
Get the Rectum rearrangermug. An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.
The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023
Get the electroplasmic rectummug. Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
Get the Optical Rectumitismug.