retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

by retarded randy May 3, 2008

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010

Ginger retard

That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat

“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard

by Lilhhound October 11, 2018

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

Retard

Aidan

Aidan is retarded

by Amped273 November 19, 2018