rastafari

In Jamaica, it is a religion about tolerance and loving everyone. In America though, it is celebrated by college pot smoking middle to upper-class white people. They are just finding more excuses to get high. They could care less what the actual belief is, in fact ask any of these "Rastafarian" college students about their faith. They either don't know anything about it, or are too up on drugs (not just pot) to make out an intelligable sentence.

"rastafarian" college student: "DUDE, I just got back from like... spring break, and I learned about this religion and stuff.. anyway.. there is pot in it. I converted that night"

regular college student: "you're an idiot"

by Wateriestfire November 30, 2006

Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last

You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011

rastamohican

the last black mohican

"that nigga was one damn rastamohican man....high as a mother fucker"

by L i M October 15, 2008

rasta

A Christian denomination/cult from Jamaica. They believe that Selassie (a Christian emperor of Ethiopia) was the second coming of Christ.

Rastafaris believe in the Bible, which they use to justify smokin weed.

They call God Jah (because that is the name the Bible gives Him. Psalm 68:4).

by Rasta September 8, 2003

Rangtard

Two words put together...
Ranga- person with red or orange hair/eyebrows, the like...
Retard- you probably know what that means.
= Rangtard- a very loserific ranga who is random in every way possible

Sarah is ranga.
Jenna has blue hair.
Sarah- "Jenna, I am going to nickname you blondie"
Jenna- "Whaa? I have blue hair?"
Sarah- "And that makes difference how?"
Jenna- "You bloody Rangtard."

by skittles95woot July 4, 2009

rastapublican

any member whom in their youth was a hippie. Now has sold out gotten a job and a hair cut. However hipocrytical these corporate assholes are they still smoke weed and vote Republican to boost their own self interest. Usually located in places like Colorado or Oregan.

I.e. My dad is a rastapublican. He dodge the draft and burned our flag. Now that his business boosts over 5 million a year, he votes Republican,smokes weed but wears a suit.

by b2134ewa April 4, 2008

rastaclart

an ugly muslim who has the personality of a wet mop.

Damn dude! Nafis is such a rastaclart.

by Katie Eary June 16, 2018