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Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022
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When you bitch out of something. When someone doesn’t follow through. Cancel plans!
Veronica don’t rank out on tonight’s plans.
by Tire118 February 22, 2018
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Yeah, what!? How!? 2 and 3 are correct in the final ranking but HOW though!?
Hym "Wow! You guys can't rank things for shit! How!? How is THAT what you came up with? She's RIGHT! SHE'S RIGHT! You DON'T have any taste! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! You've failed your gender... And your race... And society as a whole... Irredeemable! And not just THIS society! ALL OF THEM! Ooooooh man! I'm heated off of that! I'm tight right now! For real! That is fucking wild! No culture! Not taste! Fucking DORKS! And you wonder why I hate everyone and am going kill you all with green goblins. Ooooohoho man. There's something wrong with you people. That's what it is. There's something fundamentally wrong with all of you. I was trying to sleep! I have to sleep for work like an hour ago amd you got me all tight off of that shit! Damn! Goddamn you!"
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
by 63kk0 September 19, 2023
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Rank is an unpleasant smell, (more used by african americans as caucasians say “reak) specifically coming from the pee hole of a humans body. You can be “Hot rank” or “Cold rank”. Hot rank is usually a pee smell that has been sitting for a while and warmed up. Scold rank is natural, & freshly rank.
Aye, that girl was so rank i almost threw up.

“Ew really? She must’ve been hit rank.
by Argentina December 13, 2019
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Ranked bedwars player

A braindead person who spends all their time sweating bedwars on hypixel has a ranked bedwars elo of 10000+ has no life or family
I put my son up for adoption because he was a ranked bedwars player
by MD211211 January 23, 2024
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Guy1: Did you smell that girl Fatimas fanny?
Guy2: aaah mate that’s rank
by Simon JN October 12, 2020
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