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Pronounced Ran-ked or Ranked can mean flaking out around last minute.
Kind of like "stood up" in some cases.
Guy: Better not rank on me again!Last time you ranked on me!
Girl:When have I ranked on you?
Guy:When you cancelled our plans last minute and I was waiting for you.
Ranked by GotyesMom July 22, 2012
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Achieving high ranking in the search engine results for a targeted keyword or phrase
Our site wasn't showing up in the search engines for the phrase "urban dictionary" until we got ranked and ranked hard!
ranked by Shell April 5, 2005
Ben: My girlfriend just dumped me
Alex: Dude...you just got ranked!
ranked by DWong May 15, 2008
(adj) pimped-out or wicked cool
Check out my ranked new BMXing bike!
ranked by Haylo May 31, 2005
To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)
"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to become ranked.
ranked by LaVonneChew December 17, 2007
A website (www.goranked.com) created by sci-fi writer Taylor Humphries.
I went to the website Ranked to find the highest ranked NBA dunks ever.
Ranked by HTBarnum December 4, 2018
To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)
"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to get ranked.
ranked by Jojobah December 17, 2007
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