pothead

I'm a pothead. Stoners and potheads are different. Stoners smoke alot, potheads talk about smoking alot, while smoking alot! A pothead will laugh at anything three days after s/he tokes, a stoner will laugh at anything, only when s/he's stoned.

Pothead = constantly has weed on the mind.
Stoner = has weed on the mind while he/she smokes.

by SuperSonicX May 3, 2006

pathetic

A fat white guy who gets fired from Sears and beaches his car on a curb at Starbucks.

Alex is pathetic. Good stuff, man.

by Cassie Deuchemal April 25, 2004

Pathetic Idiot

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.

"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."

by A concerned Republican July 29, 2010

The Pythagorean

A threesome involving two girls and one guy. The guy is riding the first girl, who is on her back. The second girl is crounched over the first while receiving oral sex from her. The guy and female number two are making out to complete the triangle.

"Oh, you did the Eiffel Tower last night? I didn't know you were gay? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I just fucked two girls, The Pythagorean style."

by UW Badger Kane February 20, 2010

pathetasad

Combination of Pathetic and Sad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.

by Troy February 19, 2003

Pothead

Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Most of the time they can function in society with no problem at all. They are successful people who just like to smoke weed. However there are always those people who smoke weed all day and cannot function. Those are called losers.

Pothead is not a term to be used lightly. You cannot start calling yourself a pothead until others do first. Its like a pothead rule man.

Potheads only smoke pot. Maybe a little shrooms but no hard drugs. If a pothead does a hard drug they move into the term "druggie" which is almost a complete opposite from pothead. Potheads are cool, druggies are quite lame.

"Dude, your such a pothead."

"Tim is such a pothead, yet he gets on the High honors every Semester."

by Mary J. Emerson May 29, 2009

Pathetic

A fancier way of spelling the Kansas City Chiefs or referring to a football game in which the KC Chiefs are playing in

"This is so Pathetic."
"You mean the Chief's game"

by MaxxIsMadness September 19, 2011