Omega Pwn

This is the highest level of pwnage you can acheive. This can be done if something is set up so perfectly and executed perfectly, or something that is just too kool and brilliant that saying "pwn" just wont cut it.

Div: M8 i just pwned like 20 MEC's and took out 3 tanks at the same time with a pistol on BF2 and i only had like 1 bar left of health.

Tommy: Lol Omega Pwn!

Div: U KNOW IT!!1!!1!

by DavidDaniels September 19, 2008

auto-pwn

Action or words where you end up pwning yourself; the process where this happens.

Unnamed_Player: Are you like staking me or something, you've killed me three times in a row!

Noob: I can't help it, you keep coming all over me. I mean...Urmmmm, never mind!

Unnamed_Player: Haha! auto-pwn!

by evil0verl0rd April 29, 2009

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama August 24, 2008

Pwn the Peon

A large chaos peon from Warcraft who originated from the tremendous amount of pwnage from a simultaneous occurrence of a tournament melee competition in Warcraft and a CAL Counter-Strike tournament. This divinity is held to be the god of computer games and is worshipped by all who understand pwn.

Bob: Wow, Steve, you're doing great aganist me in this game.
Steve: stfu ful3 d0n't m4k3 m3 c4ll PWN on j00
Pwn the Peon: PWWWWWWWWWWN!

by Shadowfyoory November 4, 2004

Epic Pwn

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"

Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!

by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009

1337 PWN

One says this when someone's lame attempts to be funny have been shot down.

Newbie : "OMFG HAI1!1!1!!!! ^________^$%^£%^£^%!"!"1213213!"
Established member 1 : "Blow me."
Established member 2 :"Hoh hoh hoh! 1337 PWN!"

by Over2une June 25, 2004

corn pwn

also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'

Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!

by um_num_num_num_numm December 7, 2009