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A gaming term:

A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.

So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
ex.)#Joe and TheBen play "Naruto Clash of Ninja." This is #Joe's first time. TheBen owns the game. #Joe gets totally and completely pwned. TheBen brags excessively.

TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
pwn nob by #Joe November 16, 2007
Related Words
pwned Pwn pwnd pwnage pwner pwnt pwn3d pwnzor pwning pwnies
Phrase describing domination of an opponent.

Can be used in combo with pwn sauce.
ughhh bitch how about some pwn dip to go with ur pwn sauce then maybe you can have yourself a pwn platter.
pwn dip by Mainkis February 18, 2008

pwn bak'd 

Getting your ass kicked, especially by means of flying knee or elbow in the face.
"Dude you look like shit, what happened to you?"
"I got pwn bak'd by a stage diving midget last night"
pwn bak'd by KJGFKJG April 19, 2008
PlayStation 3

Typically spoken "Pwn-s (the letter) -3".

An acronym describing Sony's PlayStation 3.

Full explanation.

(P.
w
n)

s, adds a plural to "pwn"

3, 3v3ryday, partial l33t sp33k for "everyday".
-Guy 1-
Dude, I totally pwn-s 3 your ass!

-Guy 2-
Hey, Xbox is better (Gets Pwned)!

"pwn s 3v3ryday, see also pwn-s-3" Not often used exactly.
pwn-s-3 by Timeoddplace January 5, 2010
past tense version of PWN. meaning one or more times in the past, you were beat out of your skimmies in some type of competition. also used when you beat someone else out of their skimmies in competition. usually used by rockstars and/or douchebags.
Douche: dude i just PWN'd that rockstar in chess!

Rockstar: dude i just PWN'd that douche's girl!
PWN'd by Conoax April 4, 2009
Something that is very cool, awesome, or exciting. It is often used to describe a noun that is kick ass or bad ass.
"Did you see 'The Dark Knight' yet?"

"Yeah! That movie was pwn ass!"
pwn ass by belleinblack July 3, 2008