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Putin

Putin took Zelenskies lunch
by TBNRF8n January 16, 2023
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Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.
Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”
by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
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Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.
by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024
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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin
by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022
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Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.
Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon
by Washy_washy April 23, 2022
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Putin

A man who uncontrollably defecate'z himself, at the moment of sexual climax...
His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?
by NOu$e April 1, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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