Shit Puke 

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.

(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.

Shit Puke by Pooke May 21, 2009

ball puke 

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.

DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!

ball puke by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010

Pocket Puke 

The act of throwing up in your hand and throwing it into your pocket, usually while around a large number of people, to conceal evidence of vomiting.

Sean drank too much vodka during a concert. While everyone around him was enjoying the show, Sean had to perform a pocket puke so no one would notice. He cupped his hands to collect the vomit and then in a swift motion, swung the puke into his pocket.

Pocket Puke by Spode Darrel July 26, 2011

vote puke 

Choosing to throw up during a night of drinking....so you can drink more.

Vote Puke, so you can Drink More

vote puke by PizzaFaceLoser May 22, 2013

choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...

Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

choke 'n' puke by Tommy toe poker August 4, 2005

ass puke 

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

ass puke by foug March 26, 2003

bitch puke 

Throwing up several small amounts of puke after becoming intoxicated. Usually preceded by a period of dry heaves.

"He killed a bottle of Jack Daniels and then made bitch puke all night."

"I got wasted last night and puked like a man, it came out like a waterfall. This dude I was with just sat in the corner all night making bitch puke."

bitch puke by pben December 10, 2008