protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."

sex techniqe pootang twister

by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009

king of the portal

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

portal of evil

Portal of Evil is a website in which certain other websites are displayed, for the purpose of discussion and mockery. The websites that qualify for display on Portal of Evil are generally either disgustingly perverted, completely insane, or an amalgom of the two. A satellite forum is provided on the Portal of Evil main page in which discussion of the website takes place. Some of the popularity of PoE comes from the fact that, in consensus, the websites it displays are, well, "evil". Another issue that appeals to the general public is the (usual) lightheartedness with which the websites are mocked. While it is believed by a few that the effects of the Portal linking to a website are detrimental to that website's health, in fact that website should thank the Portal for increasing traffic. One of the most highly-regarded rules of PoE membership is the "Prime Directive", which states that no member of PoE may contact a displayed site's owner unless said contact takes place on PoE's own turf. That said, any activity other than pure traffic that occurs within a displayed site is merely a by-product of being linked on PoE, and not a direct responsibility of PoE or any of its members. Also, the belief that the powers that be at the Portal of Evil are trying to shut down the websites it displays is an obvious falsehood, considering that shutting down websites on which it is trying to stimulate discussion would prove fruitless. All-in-all, PoE is a very entertaining website which can be enjoyed by anyone with a sense of humor.

The furries and otherkin have been trying to give the Portal of Evil a bad name for a long time, but it's all a bunch of hot air.

by SomethingAwesome January 12, 2005

Porta Rifa

The ghetto way to say "Puerto Rico"

"You Porta Rifa baby? Porta Rifa! Porta Rifa da lil island ova there somewhere in the water" - Madea

by Ladii April 23, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003