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prostate snake

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015
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Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over
New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.
by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016
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Prostate Frosting

Andrew M. loves to eat Jordan W.'s prostate frosting.
by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016
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Prostate.memes.v3

An amazing meme account you should definitely follow on Instagram. Posts quality dank, ironic, spicy, edgy, and quality content. Seriously, you need to follow him.
Guy: Have did you like Prostate.memes.v3's last post?
Girl: Hell yea it made me laugh so hard!
Both: Prostate.memes.v3 is the best! (generic smile with a thumbs up)
by YungChipSkylark April 10, 2017
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prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.
Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.
by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018
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