proffessional street nigga

To become the best street nigga alive

Thats a proffessional street nigga!

by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018

pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck

me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner

by ALEX CONE November 3, 2004

The Professor

Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.

Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"

Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"

by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011

Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club

Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber

by Jenfrew March 30, 2011

Professional Victim

A person who intentionally sets himself or herself up to be an accident victim, in order to collect liability insurance settlements from others.

The insurance investigator discovered that the pedestrian Mr. Wheeler's car had struck was a "professional victim," a retired circus acrobat, who'd been in fourteen similar "accidents," and in every case, he had recovered completely within a week of receiving the insurance settlement.

by hbquikcomjamesl March 25, 2010

Professional Left

Whacked-out Liberals who spend all their time protesting or agitating in support of Liberal causes.

Those ACORN activists are members of the Professional Left.

by tom0942 August 13, 2010

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006