pregmant

When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.

Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.

Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh.

by the teej April 28, 2009

Double Pregnant

A rare phenomenon in which a women gets pregnant and then is impregnated once again while already being pregnant. Some skeptics claim that Double Pregnancy isn't real, however, evidence shows that a woman with double the amount of reproductive organs could possibly get double pregnant

Mitch- hey marko, could a girl get double pregnant
Marko- hey mitch, can you stop asking me that?

by Lancewickhunter June 26, 2010

pregnant

In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

by drunkengoat April 10, 2005

Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 5, 2015

Pregnant

To get really fucked up or to describe a good time

"Dude I got so Pregnant last night"

"Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight"

"You get preggers last night"

"After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"

by emiliob8 March 29, 2010

Pregnant Joint

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.

Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 23, 2016