Postophobe

Those people that have social media accounts but never post anything .

My friend the postophobe has had a Facebook page for two years now and has never added one single comment or photo.

by arrow229 August 4, 2016

PostGod

A kid in sports who hits post every time...

He is such a PostGod!

by YaBoiJimbo May 30, 2017

postnord

swedish and danish and Finnish post company

can you pick up my package at the postnord center

by swedish cofe September 7, 2017

Postcontentinosis

The feeling one gets when doing homework late night, and finishes their work finally to be able to go to sleep- staying up past your bed time to cram an assignment in that is do the next morning at the beginning of class or by the specific online submission time, wondering if you should just give up or keep going- the longer you stay awake to finish your work the harder it becomes to focus on what the assignment is asking you to do and keeping your eyes open- It happens a lot around the time of holidays, playing catch-up because of events, and also around finals; especially those who put party before smarty- Can cause insufficient/rushed work, sleep depravity, and lack of interest in throughout the day due to being tired- Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors, and even adults have all had Postcontentinosis; every person has at least done this one in their lifetime.

I felt postcontentinosis after finishing the last problem on my math homework.

by the_a_effect October 3, 2017

Postbone

To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute

Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!

by Scarey71 November 29, 2017

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018

Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

by Neoglot September 3, 2018